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6 Dumb Things You Won’t Believe Have Championships (Part 2)

#6. Small Penis Competition
As much as everyone except lesbians and the asexual love wieners, there’s something to be said for misplaced pride, and when it comes to something like the Small Penis Competition, maybe you need to keep your jorts zipped up and leave to speculation whether your little Tom Thumb is truly the tiniest dingle in the berry patch. The competition for the shrimpiest shlong takes place at the King’s County Bar in Brooklyn, where the winner gets $200 and the knowledge that having a little dick is OK. 

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cracked:

Photo chosen because it is literally anything other than a pic of the real thing.

6 Dumb Things You Won’t Believe Have Championships (Part 2)

#6. Small Penis Competition

As much as everyone except lesbians and the asexual love wieners, there’s something to be said for misplaced pride, and when it comes to something like the Small Penis Competition, maybe you need to keep your jorts zipped up and leave to speculation whether your little Tom Thumb is truly the tiniest dingle in the berry patch. The competition for the shrimpiest shlong takes place at the King’s County Bar in Brooklyn, where the winner gets $200 and the knowledge that having a little dick is OK. 

Read More